A Secret Identity
Reblog if you are Groot.

brandxspandex:

I think I’ll let these speak for themselves.

Magneto’s adorable tho

Thanks for this.

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

archiemcphee:

Thanks to an awesome visionary known only as the GIGABEETLE, we’re learning that, when he isn’t busy battling Kaiju, Godzilla has a very active social life. There’s cosplay and gaming and dancing and coloring and exercising and so much more.

For plenty more goofy Godzilla goodness follow GIGABEETLE right here on Tumblr at gigabeetle over on Twitter. You’re guaranteed many a good giggle.

[via io9]

glassesgatr:

pk—-love:

THE CREATOR HAS SPOKEN

glassesgatr:

pk—-love:

THE CREATOR HAS SPOKEN

for martha

unnecessaryhorns:

But on the bright side, Sif, it appears they have just opened a Mcdonalds in Asgard!

unnecessaryhorns:

But on the bright side, Sif, it appears they have just opened a Mcdonalds in Asgard!